性與關節 Sex and arthritis

最近因為關節有點痛，去看中醫調理一下。中醫博大精深，既然來到內地，就試一試。
醫師在我身上按壓檢查，問了一些問題。這些問題完全是我意料不到。
「你結婚了嗎？」
「沒有。」
「那你與女朋友每月進行多少次？」
「嗯‧‧‧‧‧」
「行房」
「我沒有女朋友。」
「那自慰呢？」
「嗯‧‧‧‧‧」

我在想究竟這些問題對關節痛有什麼關係。

醫師解釋說：「腎管骨。行房時，你用上身體的五臟六腑。但在自慰時，五臟六腑不是全都用上。所以行房是對健康有益的。」

醫師繼而進行針灸，並說我要好好補腎。

正當我在疑惑他是否會建議我去召妓時，他嚴肅地說：「找個女朋友吧。」

他很嚴肅，我卻想笑。

一位朋友知道我的信仰，說：「女朋友是沒有用的，你要結婚。」

I feel pain in the joins these days and some people believe it is arthritis. Believing that I should try Chinese medicine on the mainland, I went to see a Chinese medicine practitioner yesterday

The doctor did some checks by pressing my body and asking some questions. The questions are really out of my expectations.

“Are you married?” the doctor asked.
“No.”
“How often do you do it with your girlfriend?”
“Ah…..”
“Lovemaking.”
“I have no girlfriend.”
“How about masturbation?”
“Ah……” I am wondering how is it related to arthritis problem.

“Kidney is related to the bones and joints,” the doctor said. “In lovemaking, you are actually exercising the vital organs of your body (heart, spleen, liver, lungs and kidneys). However, not all vital organs of the body is in use during masturbation. So Doing it several times a month is beneficial to your body and health.”

Then the doctor performed an acupuncture on me and advised me to do something to “preserve my health.”

When I was about to ask what can I do without a wife or girlfriend, and whether I should hire prostitute, he said, “Go find a girlfriend.”

The doctor is serious, and I have difficulty restraining my laugh.

My friend, who knows my religious belief, said, “Merely a girlfriend is useless. You should get married.”